Идут три инвалида по пустыне. Слепой, безрукий и колясочник. Идут идут и видят оазис. Ну безрукий туда ныряет. Вылезает и видит, что у него руки выросли. Говорит остальным, что он волшебный и сразу за ним туда нырнул слепой. Вылезает и говорит: — Братцы, я теперь вижу. А за ним со всех сил ковыляет до оазиса колясочник. Ныряет. Вылезает и говорит: — У меня теперь новые покрышки нахуй.
Идут три инвалида по пустыне. Слепой, безрукий и колясочник. Идут идут и видят оазис. Ну безрукий туда ныряет. Вылезает и видит, что у него руки выросли. Говорит остальным, что он волшебный и сразу за ним туда нырнул слепой. Вылезает и говорит: — Братцы, я теперь вижу. А за ним со всех сил ковыляет до оазиса колясочник. Ныряет. Вылезает и говорит: — У меня теперь новые покрышки нахуй.
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