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— Блин, тебе мать на обед дает столько деньжищ. А мою не проведешь, она звонит в школьную столовку и узнает почем обед.
— Моя тоже регулярно звонит и спрашивает: "Почем у вас обед?".
— А как же ты ее постоянно дуришь?
— Только один раз обманул. Она у меня номер школьной столовой спросила, а я ей телефон ресторана дал.

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— Блин, тебе мать на обед дает столько деньжищ. А мою не проведешь, она звонит в школьную столовку и узнает почем обед.
— Моя тоже регулярно звонит и спрашивает: "Почем у вас обед?".
— А как же ты ее постоянно дуришь?
— Только один раз обманул. Она у меня номер школьной столовой спросила, а я ей телефон ресторана дал.

🦀 Держи краба!

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