Звонок в 2 часа ночи к ветеринару: — Алло, ветеринар? — Да! У вас что-нибудь срочное? — Конечно! Тут на крыше кот тра*ает кошку и жутко мяукает — невозможно спать! — Пригласите кота к телефону! — Вы думаете, он от этого прекратит тра*ать кошку? — Ну я же прекратил
Звонок в 2 часа ночи к ветеринару: — Алло, ветеринар? — Да! У вас что-нибудь срочное? — Конечно! Тут на крыше кот тра*ает кошку и жутко мяукает — невозможно спать! — Пригласите кота к телефону! — Вы думаете, он от этого прекратит тра*ать кошку? — Ну я же прекратил
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The picture was mixed overseas. Hong Kong’s Hang Seng Index fell 1.6%, under pressure from U.S. regulatory scrutiny on New York-listed Chinese companies. Stocks were more buoyant in Europe, where Frankfurt’s DAX surged 1.4%. Telegram does offer end-to-end encrypted communications through Secret Chats, but this is not the default setting. Standard conversations use the MTProto method, enabling server-client encryption but with them stored on the server for ease-of-access. This makes using Telegram across multiple devices simple, but also means that the regular Telegram chats you’re having with folks are not as secure as you may believe. The Security Service of Ukraine said in a tweet that it was able to effectively target Russian convoys near Kyiv because of messages sent to an official Telegram bot account called "STOP Russian War." The regulator said it has been undertaking several campaigns to educate the investors to be vigilant while taking investment decisions based on stock tips. It is unclear who runs the account, although Russia's official Ministry of Foreign Affairs Twitter account promoted the Telegram channel on Saturday and claimed it was operated by "a group of experts & journalists."
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