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Командир демонстрирует солдатам новый сухпаек.
- Вот, товарищи бойцы, это новый сухпаек из Японии. Петров.
- Я!
- Подними сухпаек.
Петров тужится, пыжится, не поднять.
- Не поднять.
- Сидоров, помоги Петрову.
Пытаются вдвоем, та же ситуация.
- Не поднять.
- Иванов, помогай.
Пыхтят втроем. Поднять не могут.
- Никак не поднять, товарищ командир!
- А хули вы хотели? Они гири!



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Командир демонстрирует солдатам новый сухпаек.
- Вот, товарищи бойцы, это новый сухпаек из Японии. Петров.
- Я!
- Подними сухпаек.
Петров тужится, пыжится, не поднять.
- Не поднять.
- Сидоров, помоги Петрову.
Пытаются вдвоем, та же ситуация.
- Не поднять.
- Иванов, помогай.
Пыхтят втроем. Поднять не могут.
- Никак не поднять, товарищ командир!
- А хули вы хотели? Они гири!

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