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> True story, my mom and dad were in a crowded elevator while my mom was very obviously pregnant to the point of bursting. I guess she looks at my dad and says, "When are you going to tell your wife about me?" My parents are happily married; she was just pranking him. My dad said it was the longest elevator ride of his life.
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> True story, my mom and dad were in a crowded elevator while my mom was very obviously pregnant to the point of bursting. I guess she looks at my dad and says, "When are you going to tell your wife about me?" My parents are happily married; she was just pranking…
> not my proudest one, но как-то, входя в лифт с кучей незнакомых геймеров, я не выдержал и сказал "I suppose this would be the exact wrong moment to say allahu akbar, wouldn't it"