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— Баня функционирует?
— Чё?
— Баня у Вас сегодня работает?
— Да.
— А вода горячая в кранах циркулирует?
— Чё?
— Вода горячая есть?
— Да, есть.
— Тогда продайте мне билет на одно лицо.
— А чё, жопу мыть не будете?

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Интелигент приходит в баню:
— Баня функционирует?
— Чё?
— Баня у Вас сегодня работает?
— Да.
— А вода горячая в кранах циркулирует?
— Чё?
— Вода горячая есть?
— Да, есть.
— Тогда продайте мне билет на одно лицо.
— А чё, жопу мыть не будете?

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Groups are also not fully encrypted, end-to-end. This includes private groups. Private groups cannot be seen by other Telegram users, but Telegram itself can see the groups and all of the communications that you have in them. All of the same risks and warnings about channels can be applied to groups. At the start of 2018, the company attempted to launch an Initial Coin Offering (ICO) which would enable it to enable payments (and earn the cash that comes from doing so). The initial signals were promising, especially given Telegram’s user base is already fairly crypto-savvy. It raised an initial tranche of cash – worth more than a billion dollars – to help develop the coin before opening sales to the public. Unfortunately, third-party sales of coins bought in those initial fundraising rounds raised the ire of the SEC, which brought the hammer down on the whole operation. In 2020, officials ordered Telegram to pay a fine of $18.5 million and hand back much of the cash that it had raised. On December 23rd, 2020, Pavel Durov posted to his channel that the company would need to start generating revenue. In early 2021, he added that any advertising on the platform would not use user data for targeting, and that it would be focused on “large one-to-many channels.” He pledged that ads would be “non-intrusive” and that most users would simply not notice any change. During the operations, Sebi officials seized various records and documents, including 34 mobile phones, six laptops, four desktops, four tablets, two hard drive disks and one pen drive from the custody of these persons. But the Ukraine Crisis Media Center's Tsekhanovska points out that communications are often down in zones most affected by the war, making this sort of cross-referencing a luxury many cannot afford.
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