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Собрал царь зверей-лев всех зверушек на поляне и говорит:
- Завтра конец света. Посему разрешаю всем ебатся - кто с кем хочет!
Что тут началось... Слон прет жирафа, волк зайца, петух бегемота. Жираф вдруг спрашивает недоуменно у слона:
- Ты че меня в презервативе ебешь? Конец света ведь, какая тебе разница?
Слон улыбнулся так хитро и отвечает:
- Вот ты вроде взрослый мужик, а всё в сказки веришь...



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Собрал царь зверей-лев всех зверушек на поляне и говорит:
- Завтра конец света. Посему разрешаю всем ебатся - кто с кем хочет!
Что тут началось... Слон прет жирафа, волк зайца, петух бегемота. Жираф вдруг спрашивает недоуменно у слона:
- Ты че меня в презервативе ебешь? Конец света ведь, какая тебе разница?
Слон улыбнулся так хитро и отвечает:
- Вот ты вроде взрослый мужик, а всё в сказки веришь...

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