The Wendigo of the Forest wishes you and yours a very merry Night of The Hunt. Please reply with either "I will attend, and look forward to the thrill of the chase in the moonlit woods" or, if you do not desire the unnatural gifts that engaging in The Hunt could potentially grant to you, "Please, leave my family alone."

Leave your responses in the public library bookdrop, and knock seven times to alert Mrs. Brindham that you are dropping in a message for the Wendigo, and not returning a library book. She will conduct the required rituals and let the children of the forest know of your decision.

Again, may you and yours have a very, very merry Night of The Hunt. 🌲🦌

'Under some circumstances, if you throw a D8 and then a D12 at an enemy, thanks to the D8's greater pointiness you actually have to roll a D12 and D8 respectively to determine damage.'

This is an image I think would fit nicely into a normal day in Night Vale