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На уроки зоологии. Учитель бросает червяка в стакан с водой. Через пару минут вытаскивает:
- Видите, дети, червяк живой.
Потом бросает червяка в стакан со спиртом. Через пару минут вынимает.
- Видите, червячок умер. Так какие выводы нужно сделать? Вовочка встаёт.
- Надо пить водку, чтоб глисты не завелись.

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На уроки зоологии. Учитель бросает червяка в стакан с водой. Через пару минут вытаскивает:
- Видите, дети, червяк живой.
Потом бросает червяка в стакан со спиртом. Через пару минут вынимает.
- Видите, червячок умер. Так какие выводы нужно сделать? Вовочка встаёт.
- Надо пить водку, чтоб глисты не завелись.

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