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Заблудился мужик в пустыне, ни воды, ни еды не осталось.
Вдруг видит, лампа лежит. Потёр мужик лампу, а оттуда джинн вылетел. Джинн ему и говорит:
-Ты спас меня, я выполню любое твоё желание
Мужик больше всего на свете хотел выбраться из пустыни.
Вот он и говорит джинну:
-Хочу домой
Джинн ему:
-Так пошли
Мужик:
-Хочу быстро
Джинн:
-Так побежали



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Заблудился мужик в пустыне, ни воды, ни еды не осталось.
Вдруг видит, лампа лежит. Потёр мужик лампу, а оттуда джинн вылетел. Джинн ему и говорит:
-Ты спас меня, я выполню любое твоё желание
Мужик больше всего на свете хотел выбраться из пустыни.
Вот он и говорит джинну:
-Хочу домой
Джинн ему:
-Так пошли
Мужик:
-Хочу быстро
Джинн:
-Так побежали

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