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Приходит мужик в зоомагазин:
- Есть у вас попугай говорящий?
- Все кончились! Но зато есть.. говорящая сороконожка!
- Да ну. Правда говорящая?
- Ну а ты купи, проверишь
Купил мужик, приходит домой, покормил сороконожку и говорит:
- Пошли за пивом?
Та молчит.
- Идём или нет?
Молчит.
- Вот сволочи, наебали! Какая же из тебя говорящая сороконожка?....
- Да заткнись ты уже, я обуваюсь.



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Приходит мужик в зоомагазин:
- Есть у вас попугай говорящий?
- Все кончились! Но зато есть.. говорящая сороконожка!
- Да ну. Правда говорящая?
- Ну а ты купи, проверишь
Купил мужик, приходит домой, покормил сороконожку и говорит:
- Пошли за пивом?
Та молчит.
- Идём или нет?
Молчит.
- Вот сволочи, наебали! Какая же из тебя говорящая сороконожка?....
- Да заткнись ты уже, я обуваюсь.

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