Командир демонстрирует солдатам новый сухпаек. - Вот, товарищи бойцы, это новый сухпаек из Японии. Петров. - Я! - Подними сухпаек. Петров тужится, пыжится, не поднять. - Не поднять. - Сидоров, помоги Петрову. Пытаются вдвоем, та же ситуация. - Не поднять. - Иванов, помогай. Пыхтят втроем. Поднять не могут. - Никак не поднять, товарищ командир! - А хули вы хотели? Они гири!
Командир демонстрирует солдатам новый сухпаек. - Вот, товарищи бойцы, это новый сухпаек из Японии. Петров. - Я! - Подними сухпаек. Петров тужится, пыжится, не поднять. - Не поднять. - Сидоров, помоги Петрову. Пытаются вдвоем, та же ситуация. - Не поднять. - Иванов, помогай. Пыхтят втроем. Поднять не могут. - Никак не поднять, товарищ командир! - А хули вы хотели? Они гири!
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Update March 8, 2022: EFF has clarified that Channels and Groups are not fully encrypted, end-to-end, updated our post to link to Telegram’s FAQ for Cloud and Secret chats, updated to clarify that auto-delete is available for group and channel admins, and added some additional links. Stocks dropped on Friday afternoon, as gains made earlier in the day on hopes for diplomatic progress between Russia and Ukraine turned to losses. Technology stocks were hit particularly hard by higher bond yields. The perpetrators use various names to carry out the investment scams. They may also impersonate or clone licensed capital market intermediaries by using the names, logos, credentials, websites and other details of the legitimate entities to promote the illegal schemes. Investors took profits on Friday while they could ahead of the weekend, explained Tom Essaye, founder of Sevens Report Research. Saturday and Sunday could easily bring unfortunate news on the war front—and traders would rather be able to sell any recent winnings at Friday’s earlier prices than wait for a potentially lower price at Monday’s open. Either way, Durov says that he withdrew his resignation but that he was ousted from his company anyway. Subsequently, control of the company was reportedly handed to oligarchs Alisher Usmanov and Igor Sechin, both allegedly close associates of Russian leader Vladimir Putin.
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