Мужик умер от анального виски — историю рассказала сотрудница скорой помощи. Чтобы жена не спалила употребление алкоголя, умник решил напиться через прямую кишку.
Он влил себе в анус клизмой целую бутылку вискарика, но т. к. в прямой кишке происходит 100% всасывание — мужик быстро скончался.
Мужик умер от анального виски — историю рассказала сотрудница скорой помощи. Чтобы жена не спалила употребление алкоголя, умник решил напиться через прямую кишку.
Он влил себе в анус клизмой целую бутылку вискарика, но т. к. в прямой кишке происходит 100% всасывание — мужик быстро скончался.
The news also helped traders look past another report showing decades-high inflation and shake off some of the volatility from recent sessions. The Bureau of Labor Statistics' February Consumer Price Index (CPI) this week showed another surge in prices even before Russia escalated its attacks in Ukraine. The headline CPI — soaring 7.9% over last year — underscored the sticky inflationary pressures reverberating across the U.S. economy, with everything from groceries to rents and airline fares getting more expensive for everyday consumers. Just days after Russia invaded Ukraine, Durov wrote that Telegram was "increasingly becoming a source of unverified information," and he worried about the app being used to "incite ethnic hatred." At this point, however, Durov had already been working on Telegram with his brother, and further planned a mobile-first social network with an explicit focus on anti-censorship. Later in April, he told TechCrunch that he had left Russia and had “no plans to go back,” saying that the nation was currently “incompatible with internet business at the moment.” He added later that he was looking for a country that matched his libertarian ideals to base his next startup. Stocks closed in the red Friday as investors weighed upbeat remarks from Russian President Vladimir Putin about diplomatic discussions with Ukraine against a weaker-than-expected print on U.S. consumer sentiment. Telegram does offer end-to-end encrypted communications through Secret Chats, but this is not the default setting. Standard conversations use the MTProto method, enabling server-client encryption but with them stored on the server for ease-of-access. This makes using Telegram across multiple devices simple, but also means that the regular Telegram chats you’re having with folks are not as secure as you may believe.
from jp
