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Какой-то там съезд КПСС. Сталин ведёт доклад, резко прерывается:
- Кто курит?
Молчание
- Первый ряд, кто курил?
Все молчат.
- Расстрелять первый ряд
Расстреляли.
- Второй ряд, кто курил?
Снова тишина.
- Расстрелять второй ряд
Расстреляли
- Третий ряд, кто курил?
- Т-товарищ Сталин, это я курил...
- Курение убивает. Здоровья вам



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Какой-то там съезд КПСС. Сталин ведёт доклад, резко прерывается:
- Кто курит?
Молчание
- Первый ряд, кто курил?
Все молчат.
- Расстрелять первый ряд
Расстреляли.
- Второй ряд, кто курил?
Снова тишина.
- Расстрелять второй ряд
Расстреляли
- Третий ряд, кто курил?
- Т-товарищ Сталин, это я курил...
- Курение убивает. Здоровья вам

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He floated the idea of restricting the use of Telegram in Ukraine and Russia, a suggestion that was met with fierce opposition from users. Shortly after, Durov backed off the idea. Apparently upbeat developments in Russia's discussions with Ukraine helped at least temporarily send investors back into risk assets. Russian President Vladimir Putin said during a meeting with his Belarusian counterpart Alexander Lukashenko that there were "certain positive developments" occurring in the talks with Ukraine, according to a transcript of their meeting. Putin added that discussions were happening "almost on a daily basis." But Telegram says people want to keep their chat history when they get a new phone, and they like having a data backup that will sync their chats across multiple devices. And that is why they let people choose whether they want their messages to be encrypted or not. When not turned on, though, chats are stored on Telegram's services, which are scattered throughout the world. But it has "disclosed 0 bytes of user data to third parties, including governments," Telegram states on its website. So, uh, whenever I hear about Telegram, it’s always in relation to something bad. What gives? Channels are not fully encrypted, end-to-end. All communications on a Telegram channel can be seen by anyone on the channel and are also visible to Telegram. Telegram may be asked by a government to hand over the communications from a channel. Telegram has a history of standing up to Russian government requests for data, but how comfortable you are relying on that history to predict future behavior is up to you. Because Telegram has this data, it may also be stolen by hackers or leaked by an internal employee.
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