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Заблудился мужик в пустыне, ни воды, ни еды не осталось.
Вдруг видит, лампа лежит. Потёр мужик лампу, а оттуда джинн вылетел. Джинн ему и говорит:
-Ты спас меня, я выполню любое твоё желание
Мужик больше всего на свете хотел выбраться из пустыни.
Вот он и говорит джинну:
-Хочу домой
Джинн ему:
-Так пошли
Мужик:
-Хочу быстро
Джинн:
-Так побежали



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Заблудился мужик в пустыне, ни воды, ни еды не осталось.
Вдруг видит, лампа лежит. Потёр мужик лампу, а оттуда джинн вылетел. Джинн ему и говорит:
-Ты спас меня, я выполню любое твоё желание
Мужик больше всего на свете хотел выбраться из пустыни.
Вот он и говорит джинну:
-Хочу домой
Джинн ему:
-Так пошли
Мужик:
-Хочу быстро
Джинн:
-Так побежали

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That hurt tech stocks. For the past few weeks, the 10-year yield has traded between 1.72% and 2%, as traders moved into the bond for safety when Russia headlines were ugly—and out of it when headlines improved. Now, the yield is touching its pandemic-era high. If the yield breaks above that level, that could signal that it’s on a sustainable path higher. Higher long-dated bond yields make future profits less valuable—and many tech companies are valued on the basis of profits forecast for many years in the future. WhatsApp, a rival messaging platform, introduced some measures to counter disinformation when Covid-19 was first sweeping the world. In a statement, the regulator said the search and seizure operation was carried out against seven individuals and one corporate entity at multiple locations in Ahmedabad and Bhavnagar in Gujarat, Neemuch in Madhya Pradesh, Delhi, and Mumbai. "We're seeing really dramatic moves, and it's all really tied to Ukraine right now, and in a secondary way, in terms of interest rates," Octavio Marenzi, CEO of Opimas, told Yahoo Finance Live on Thursday. "This war in Ukraine is going to give the Fed the ammunition, the cover that it needs, to not raise interest rates too quickly. And I think Jay Powell is a very tepid sort of inflation fighter and he's not going to do as much as he needs to do to get that under control. And this seems like an excuse to kick the can further down the road still and not do too much too soon." "Russians are really disconnected from the reality of what happening to their country," Andrey said. "So Telegram has become essential for understanding what's going on to the Russian-speaking world."
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