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Семилетнему Вовочке на день рождения тетя подарила игрушечный пистолет, стреляющий пластмассовыми пульками. Мама говорит Вовочке:
— Сынок, что нужно сказать тете Клаве?
Вовочка, покрутив, пистолет в руках:
— Так... Волына чистая? По мокрухе не мелькала?

🦀 Держи краба!



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Семилетнему Вовочке на день рождения тетя подарила игрушечный пистолет, стреляющий пластмассовыми пульками. Мама говорит Вовочке:
— Сынок, что нужно сказать тете Клаве?
Вовочка, покрутив, пистолет в руках:
— Так... Волына чистая? По мокрухе не мелькала?

🦀 Держи краба!

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Telegram has become more interventionist over time, and has steadily increased its efforts to shut down these accounts. But this has also meant that the company has also engaged with lawmakers more generally, although it maintains that it doesn’t do so willingly. For instance, in September 2021, Telegram reportedly blocked a chat bot in support of (Putin critic) Alexei Navalny during Russia’s most recent parliamentary elections. Pavel Durov was quoted at the time saying that the company was obliged to follow a “legitimate” law of the land. He added that as Apple and Google both follow the law, to violate it would give both platforms a reason to boot the messenger from its stores. "There is a significant risk of insider threat or hacking of Telegram systems that could expose all of these chats to the Russian government," said Eva Galperin with the Electronic Frontier Foundation, which has called for Telegram to improve its privacy practices. As the war in Ukraine rages, the messaging app Telegram has emerged as the go-to place for unfiltered live war updates for both Ukrainian refugees and increasingly isolated Russians alike. Investors took profits on Friday while they could ahead of the weekend, explained Tom Essaye, founder of Sevens Report Research. Saturday and Sunday could easily bring unfortunate news on the war front—and traders would rather be able to sell any recent winnings at Friday’s earlier prices than wait for a potentially lower price at Monday’s open. And while money initially moved into stocks in the morning, capital moved out of safe-haven assets. The price of the 10-year Treasury note fell Friday, sending its yield up to 2% from a March closing low of 1.73%.
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