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Мужик стоит на остановке возле деревни, ждет автобус. Рядом растет целая полянка ромашек. Подъезжает на машине браток и спрашивает:
— Почем ромашки? Хочу телке задарить. Мужик чуть подумал и говорит:
— 500 рублей букет.
Тот:
— Я пацан конкретный, то да се, давай за 300.
Мужик согласился. Браток довольный, едет и думает:
— Круто я его с 500 до 300 развел. Лохов я сразу вижу.

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Мужик стоит на остановке возле деревни, ждет автобус. Рядом растет целая полянка ромашек. Подъезжает на машине браток и спрашивает:
— Почем ромашки? Хочу телке задарить. Мужик чуть подумал и говорит:
— 500 рублей букет.
Тот:
— Я пацан конкретный, то да се, давай за 300.
Мужик согласился. Браток довольный, едет и думает:
— Круто я его с 500 до 300 развел. Лохов я сразу вижу.

🦀 Держи краба!

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