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Жена посылает мужа программиста в магазин.
- Дорогой, купи палку колбасы, а если будут яйца и не будет рыбы, то возьми десяток, иначе если будут яйца и их количество будет больше количества булочек с джемом хотя бы в 3 раза или будет свежий хлеб, то возьми два десятка. Иначе если будет рыба и будет хлеб, и не будет чая, то возьми три десятка.
Муж заходит в магазин, колбасы не было, муж упал.



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Жена посылает мужа программиста в магазин.
- Дорогой, купи палку колбасы, а если будут яйца и не будет рыбы, то возьми десяток, иначе если будут яйца и их количество будет больше количества булочек с джемом хотя бы в 3 раза или будет свежий хлеб, то возьми два десятка. Иначе если будет рыба и будет хлеб, и не будет чая, то возьми три десятка.
Муж заходит в магазин, колбасы не было, муж упал.

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