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Заходят в кафе пять человек: русский, француз, американец, китаец и еврей — каждый заказал себе кофе.
У всех в чашках плавала муха.
Русский спокойно выкинул муху и выпил кофе.
Француз вежливо попросил заменить напиток.
Американец выплеснул кофе в лицо официанту.
Китаец выпил кофе и закусил мухой.
Еврей продал муху китайцу.

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Заходят в кафе пять человек: русский, француз, американец, китаец и еврей — каждый заказал себе кофе.
У всех в чашках плавала муха.
Русский спокойно выкинул муху и выпил кофе.
Француз вежливо попросил заменить напиток.
Американец выплеснул кофе в лицо официанту.
Китаец выпил кофе и закусил мухой.
Еврей продал муху китайцу.

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