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Умирает американец. Жена хочет поговорить с ним. Устраивает спиритический сеанс, вызывает дух мужа.
— Джон?
— Да, Мери.
— Джон, как там у вас, что вы делаете?
— Утром кушаем, трахаемся, спим, днем — кушаем, трахаемся, спим, вечером — кушаем, трахаемся, спим. Так — каждый день.
— Джон, где ты? В раю?
— Я кролик в штате Кентукки.



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Умирает американец. Жена хочет поговорить с ним. Устраивает спиритический сеанс, вызывает дух мужа.
— Джон?
— Да, Мери.
— Джон, как там у вас, что вы делаете?
— Утром кушаем, трахаемся, спим, днем — кушаем, трахаемся, спим, вечером — кушаем, трахаемся, спим. Так — каждый день.
— Джон, где ты? В раю?
— Я кролик в штате Кентукки.

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Ukrainian forces have since put up a strong resistance to the Russian troops amid the war that has left hundreds of Ukrainian civilians, including children, dead, according to the United Nations. Ukrainian and international officials have accused Russia of targeting civilian populations with shelling and bombardments. Russians and Ukrainians are both prolific users of Telegram. They rely on the app for channels that act as newsfeeds, group chats (both public and private), and one-to-one communication. Since the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Telegram has remained an important lifeline for both Russians and Ukrainians, as a way of staying aware of the latest news and keeping in touch with loved ones. There was another possible development: Reuters also reported that Ukraine said that Belarus could soon join the invasion of Ukraine. However, the AFP, citing a Pentagon official, said the U.S. hasn’t yet seen evidence that Belarusian troops are in Ukraine. Since its launch in 2013, Telegram has grown from a simple messaging app to a broadcast network. Its user base isn’t as vast as WhatsApp’s, and its broadcast platform is a fraction the size of Twitter, but it’s nonetheless showing its use. While Telegram has been embroiled in controversy for much of its life, it has become a vital source of communication during the invasion of Ukraine. But, if all of this is new to you, let us explain, dear friends, what on Earth a Telegram is meant to be, and why you should, or should not, need to care. I want a secure messaging app, should I use Telegram?
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