I'd faceplant in there daily

"Dad why is my sister's name Blue Joni Mitchell?"
"Because your mom loves the album Blue by Joni Mitchell"
"Thanks dad"
"No problem Blue by Joni Mitchell Limited Edition Ultradisc Vynil 2LP Box Set"

Secret genderfluid weapon for the gender-dysphoria days

But also: TEEF!!!

The rings!!!

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