Встречаются два приятеля. - Ну, как дела? Как твоя аспирантура? - Хреново. Не защитился я. - Да ты что? У тебя ж такая тема была проходная, что-то типа "Экспериментальное изучение СПИДа". - Ну в том-то и дело. Представляешь, за три года так и не научил моих крыс подопытных в жопу трахаться.
Встречаются два приятеля. - Ну, как дела? Как твоя аспирантура? - Хреново. Не защитился я. - Да ты что? У тебя ж такая тема была проходная, что-то типа "Экспериментальное изучение СПИДа". - Ну в том-то и дело. Представляешь, за три года так и не научил моих крыс подопытных в жопу трахаться.
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As such, the SC would like to remind investors to always exercise caution when evaluating investment opportunities, especially those promising unrealistically high returns with little or no risk. Investors should also never deposit money into someone’s personal bank account if instructed. These administrators had built substantial positions in these scrips prior to the circulation of recommendations and offloaded their positions subsequent to rise in price of these scrips, making significant profits at the expense of unsuspecting investors, Sebi noted. Since January 2022, the SC has received a total of 47 complaints and enquiries on illegal investment schemes promoted through Telegram. These fraudulent schemes offer non-existent investment opportunities, promising very attractive and risk-free returns within a short span of time. They commonly offer unrealistic returns of as high as 1,000% within 24 hours or even within a few hours. Recently, Durav wrote on his Telegram channel that users' right to privacy, in light of the war in Ukraine, is "sacred, now more than ever." The Securities and Exchange Board of India (Sebi) had carried out a similar exercise in 2017 in a matter related to circulation of messages through WhatsApp.
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