i mean shit alright

You'd be getting pregnant the fuck

oh i thought it was the other way around

House finally clean, let's go!! I'm fucking exhausted

I think it's absolutely hilarious that the tariffs lasted like

30 hours lol

I'm so excited.

I get to move into my sister's house soon and I'm really excited

Soon as in may but

Yes
Very excited

I have decided to give my wife crabs for valentine's!!!

.... in onigiri form! :P