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Сидят на путях Петька и Василий Иваныч, скучают. Тут Петька вопросом задался и говорит:
— Василий Иваныч, вот ты умный человек, объясни мне, почему у поезда колёса круглые, а по рельсам стучат?
Чапай почесал репу и отвечает:
— Вот ты, Петька, знаешь чему равна площадь круга?
— Знаю, пи эр квадрат!
— Вот этот квадрат по рельсам и х@ярит!

🦀 Держи краба!



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Сидят на путях Петька и Василий Иваныч, скучают. Тут Петька вопросом задался и говорит:
— Василий Иваныч, вот ты умный человек, объясни мне, почему у поезда колёса круглые, а по рельсам стучат?
Чапай почесал репу и отвечает:
— Вот ты, Петька, знаешь чему равна площадь круга?
— Знаю, пи эр квадрат!
— Вот этот квадрат по рельсам и х@ярит!

🦀 Держи краба!

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