Пришел в консерваторию мужик. - Я, - грит, - любую мелодию пропердеть могу. Те: - Да не может такого быть. Мужик: - Ну дайте ноты! - Как, и Моцарта сможешь? - Дайте ноты. Поставили пюпитр с нотами, тот напердел мелодию. Музыканты офигели: - Что, и Чайковского сможешь? - Дайте ноты. Дали Чайковского, мужик пропердел и Чайковского. Музыканты: - И Бетховена можешь? - Дайте ноты! Дали ноты, мужик смотрит и огорченно говорит: - Не, Бетховена не могу. - Почему? Тот показывает: - Тут в двух местах: вот здесь и здесь, обосраться можно.
Пришел в консерваторию мужик. - Я, - грит, - любую мелодию пропердеть могу. Те: - Да не может такого быть. Мужик: - Ну дайте ноты! - Как, и Моцарта сможешь? - Дайте ноты. Поставили пюпитр с нотами, тот напердел мелодию. Музыканты офигели: - Что, и Чайковского сможешь? - Дайте ноты. Дали Чайковского, мужик пропердел и Чайковского. Музыканты: - И Бетховена можешь? - Дайте ноты! Дали ноты, мужик смотрит и огорченно говорит: - Не, Бетховена не могу. - Почему? Тот показывает: - Тут в двух местах: вот здесь и здесь, обосраться можно.
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"The inflation fire was already hot and now with war-driven inflation added to the mix, it will grow even hotter, setting off a scramble by the world’s central banks to pull back their stimulus earlier than expected," Chris Rupkey, chief economist at FWDBONDS, wrote in an email. "A spike in inflation rates has preceded economic recessions historically and this time prices have soared to levels that once again pose a threat to growth." The S&P 500 fell 1.3% to 4,204.36, and the Dow Jones Industrial Average was down 0.7% to 32,943.33. The Dow posted a fifth straight weekly loss — its longest losing streak since 2019. The Nasdaq Composite tumbled 2.2% to 12,843.81. Though all three indexes opened in the green, stocks took a turn after a new report showed U.S. consumer sentiment deteriorated more than expected in early March as consumers' inflation expectations soared to the highest since 1981. Overall, extreme levels of fear in the market seems to have morphed into something more resembling concern. For example, the Cboe Volatility Index fell from its 2022 peak of 36, which it hit Monday, to around 30 on Friday, a sign of easing tensions. Meanwhile, while the price of WTI crude oil slipped from Sunday’s multiyear high $130 of barrel to $109 a pop. Markets have been expecting heavy restrictions on Russian oil, some of which the U.S. has already imposed, and that would reduce the global supply and bring about even more burdensome inflation. Crude oil prices edged higher after tumbling on Thursday, when U.S. West Texas intermediate slid back below $110 per barrel after topping as much as $130 a barrel in recent sessions. Still, gas prices at the pump rose to fresh highs. The Security Service of Ukraine said in a tweet that it was able to effectively target Russian convoys near Kyiv because of messages sent to an official Telegram bot account called "STOP Russian War."
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