Физик и математик стоят перед экраном с блокнотиками, а на табло периодически выскакивает цифра: 2, через 10 секунд - 2, ещё через 10 секунд - 2 и так далее. Подходит к ним программист: - А это что у вас такое? - Это генератор случайных чисел - Так он же не работает! - А ты сука попробуй докажи!
Физик и математик стоят перед экраном с блокнотиками, а на табло периодически выскакивает цифра: 2, через 10 секунд - 2, ещё через 10 секунд - 2 и так далее. Подходит к ним программист: - А это что у вас такое? - Это генератор случайных чисел - Так он же не работает! - А ты сука попробуй докажи!
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Sebi said data, emails and other documents are being retrieved from the seized devices and detailed investigation is in progress. The last couple days have exemplified that uncertainty. On Thursday, news emerged that talks in Turkey between the Russia and Ukraine yielded no positive result. But on Friday, Reuters reported that Russian President Vladimir Putin said there had been some “positive shifts” in talks between the two sides. "Markets were cheering this economic recovery and return to strong economic growth, but the cheers will turn to tears if the inflation outbreak pushes businesses and consumers to the brink of recession," he added. Ukrainian forces have since put up a strong resistance to the Russian troops amid the war that has left hundreds of Ukrainian civilians, including children, dead, according to the United Nations. Ukrainian and international officials have accused Russia of targeting civilian populations with shelling and bombardments. The S&P 500 fell 1.3% to 4,204.36, and the Dow Jones Industrial Average was down 0.7% to 32,943.33. The Dow posted a fifth straight weekly loss — its longest losing streak since 2019. The Nasdaq Composite tumbled 2.2% to 12,843.81. Though all three indexes opened in the green, stocks took a turn after a new report showed U.S. consumer sentiment deteriorated more than expected in early March as consumers' inflation expectations soared to the highest since 1981.
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