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Берлин. Ночь. Звонок в дверь. Открывает сонный Мюллер. На пороге стоит человек в мятой буденовке с автоматом ППШ, и говорит:
- Слоны идут на север!
- Слоны идут нахуй, а Штирлиц живет на этаж выше.



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Берлин. Ночь. Звонок в дверь. Открывает сонный Мюллер. На пороге стоит человек в мятой буденовке с автоматом ППШ, и говорит:
- Слоны идут на север!
- Слоны идут нахуй, а Штирлиц живет на этаж выше.

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