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—Алло, здравствуйте, я из ювелирного звоню, нас только что ограбили.
—Как это произошло?
—Пришёл слон, выбил лбом стекло и высосал хоботом все драгоценности.
—А слон был индийский или африканский?
—Индийский.
—А как вы определили?
—Сказал, что он из США и попросил показать вегану и бобсы.

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—Алло, здравствуйте, я из ювелирного звоню, нас только что ограбили.
—Как это произошло?
—Пришёл слон, выбил лбом стекло и высосал хоботом все драгоценности.
—А слон был индийский или африканский?
—Индийский.
—А как вы определили?
—Сказал, что он из США и попросил показать вегану и бобсы.

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