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Скачет на коне Добрыня Никитич. Подъезжает к развилке. На развилке камень стоит: "налево пойдёшь - коня потеряешь, направо - убитым будешь, прямо - пидорасом станешь". Никитич почесал в голове: "Это кто, блять, меня пидорасом-то рискнёт сделать"?! и поскакал прямо. Скачет, и видит - впереди горное озеро, а на берегу отдыхает Змей-Горыныч. Сохнет после купания. Добрыня говорит: "Это он меня пидорасом, что ли, сделает"?! Слезает с коня, берёт палицу и бежит к змею. Змей видит это и кричит: — Воу, Добрыня, полегче! Я тут просто отдыхаю, загараю, читаю мангу! — Что-что ты там читаешь? — Садись рядом, покажу.
Скачет на коне Добрыня Никитич. Подъезжает к развилке. На развилке камень стоит: "налево пойдёшь - коня потеряешь, направо - убитым будешь, прямо - пидорасом станешь". Никитич почесал в голове: "Это кто, блять, меня пидорасом-то рискнёт сделать"?! и поскакал прямо. Скачет, и видит - впереди горное озеро, а на берегу отдыхает Змей-Горыныч. Сохнет после купания. Добрыня говорит: "Это он меня пидорасом, что ли, сделает"?! Слезает с коня, берёт палицу и бежит к змею. Змей видит это и кричит: — Воу, Добрыня, полегче! Я тут просто отдыхаю, загараю, читаю мангу! — Что-что ты там читаешь? — Садись рядом, покажу.
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The account, "War on Fakes," was created on February 24, the same day Russian President Vladimir Putin announced a "special military operation" and troops began invading Ukraine. The page is rife with disinformation, according to The Atlantic Council's Digital Forensic Research Lab, which studies digital extremism and published a report examining the channel. The Dow Jones Industrial Average fell 230 points, or 0.7%. Meanwhile, the S&P 500 and the Nasdaq Composite dropped 1.3% and 2.2%, respectively. All three indexes began the day with gains before selling off. The War on Fakes channel has repeatedly attempted to push conspiracies that footage from Ukraine is somehow being falsified. One post on the channel from February 24 claimed without evidence that a widely viewed photo of a Ukrainian woman injured in an airstrike in the city of Chuhuiv was doctored and that the woman was seen in a different photo days later without injuries. The post, which has over 600,000 views, also baselessly claimed that the woman's blood was actually makeup or grape juice. But Telegram says people want to keep their chat history when they get a new phone, and they like having a data backup that will sync their chats across multiple devices. And that is why they let people choose whether they want their messages to be encrypted or not. When not turned on, though, chats are stored on Telegram's services, which are scattered throughout the world. But it has "disclosed 0 bytes of user data to third parties, including governments," Telegram states on its website. Overall, extreme levels of fear in the market seems to have morphed into something more resembling concern. For example, the Cboe Volatility Index fell from its 2022 peak of 36, which it hit Monday, to around 30 on Friday, a sign of easing tensions. Meanwhile, while the price of WTI crude oil slipped from Sunday’s multiyear high $130 of barrel to $109 a pop. Markets have been expecting heavy restrictions on Russian oil, some of which the U.S. has already imposed, and that would reduce the global supply and bring about even more burdensome inflation.
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