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В России начали выпускать авто без подушек безопасности. https://journal.tinkoff.ru/news/lada-granta-2022/

Сказка, а не новость, у меня такие варианты:

1. ЮНЕСКО будет заносить в красную книгу всех покупателей, как вымирающий вид.
2. Сначала ЦБ, теперь автопром... все хотят оставить россиян без подушек безопасности.
3. "Подушка в машине не нужна, нечего спать за рулем!" - прокомментировали сотруднки Автоваза.

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В России начали выпускать авто без подушек безопасности. https://journal.tinkoff.ru/news/lada-granta-2022/

Сказка, а не новость, у меня такие варианты:

1. ЮНЕСКО будет заносить в красную книгу всех покупателей, как вымирающий вид.
2. Сначала ЦБ, теперь автопром... все хотят оставить россиян без подушек безопасности.
3. "Подушка в машине не нужна, нечего спать за рулем!" - прокомментировали сотруднки Автоваза.

Пиши свой вариант в комментах.

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