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Встретились три охотника и хвалятся своими собаками.
Первый:
— Пошел я один раз на охоту — ружье взял, а патроны забыл. Дал собаке понюхать ружье — она патроны принесла!
Второй:
— Пошел я один раз на охоту — патроны взял, а ружье забыл. Дал собаке понюхать патроны — она ружье принесла!!
Третий:
— А у нас один боцман пёрнул - сам в щепки, а галоши целы. Блядь, не тот анекдот.

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Встретились три охотника и хвалятся своими собаками.
Первый:
— Пошел я один раз на охоту — ружье взял, а патроны забыл. Дал собаке понюхать ружье — она патроны принесла!
Второй:
— Пошел я один раз на охоту — патроны взял, а ружье забыл. Дал собаке понюхать патроны — она ружье принесла!!
Третий:
— А у нас один боцман пёрнул - сам в щепки, а галоши целы. Блядь, не тот анекдот.

🤩 Анекдоты категории Б+

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