Why are they like this?

You guys trusted the plan....right?

“BE IT KNOWN- OUR MOST AUGUST LEADER, DONALD TRUMP, HAS DECREED- HENCEFORTH, ALL PATRIOTS SHALL RECEIVE ONE GOTH GIRL, REDEEMABLE AT THE FEDERAL FORUM. CELEBRATIONS WILL TAKE PLACE TONIGHT- NO IMMIGRANTS, NO PROSTITUTES.”

Realizing it's the 8th anniversary of the show and no one brought pizza rolls.

Tucker goes off on Cuck Island

Probably my first time hearing "at least we're not speaking German" used unironically

Zeus will strike down Nolan for this typhonic modern production. Those who flock to it will be marked with blasphemous shame.

Me when my boss asks how I would rate my performance for the last year

Men only want one thing

Libtards: everyone should get paid a living wage!!
Uh except brown people lmao

Need this shirt bad

[TRAGIC]
A young man watched one (1) episode of Rick and Morty
This is what happened to his physiognamy...

Not sorry you can't get your gay little batman Funko Pops

no way he can read that award