Приходит мужик к доктору и жалуется: — Пропала эрекция, доктор, помогите Доктор говорит снимать штаны, нагибаться - мол, сейчас будем простату проверять. Ну, мужик спустил штаны, нагнулся, терпит. А доктор у него в жопе пальцем елозит и приговаривает: "Хорошо, хорошо...". Потом и говорит: — Ну вот, отлично! Эрекция появилась! Мужик смотрит между ног, а там хуй как висел так и висит...
Приходит мужик к доктору и жалуется: — Пропала эрекция, доктор, помогите Доктор говорит снимать штаны, нагибаться - мол, сейчас будем простату проверять. Ну, мужик спустил штаны, нагнулся, терпит. А доктор у него в жопе пальцем елозит и приговаривает: "Хорошо, хорошо...". Потом и говорит: — Ну вот, отлично! Эрекция появилась! Мужик смотрит между ног, а там хуй как висел так и висит...
BY Архив анекдотов и юморесок
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Friday’s performance was part of a larger shift. For the week, the Dow, S&P 500 and Nasdaq fell 2%, 2.9%, and 3.5%, respectively. On December 23rd, 2020, Pavel Durov posted to his channel that the company would need to start generating revenue. In early 2021, he added that any advertising on the platform would not use user data for targeting, and that it would be focused on “large one-to-many channels.” He pledged that ads would be “non-intrusive” and that most users would simply not notice any change. Telegram boasts 500 million users, who share information individually and in groups in relative security. But Telegram's use as a one-way broadcast channel — which followers can join but not reply to — means content from inauthentic accounts can easily reach large, captive and eager audiences. Additionally, investors are often instructed to deposit monies into personal bank accounts of individuals who claim to represent a legitimate entity, and/or into an unrelated corporate account. To lend credence and to lure unsuspecting victims, perpetrators usually claim that their entity and/or the investment schemes are approved by financial authorities. "There are several million Russians who can lift their head up from propaganda and try to look for other sources, and I'd say that most look for it on Telegram," he said.
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