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В бар забегает мужик, подбегает к стойке и говорит бармену:
— Давай, наливай быстрее, пока не началось.
Бармен наливает, мужик выпивает.
— Давай еще наливай, быстрее, быстрее, пока не началось.
Бармен наливает, мужик выпивает.
— Давай, давай, не спи, наливай еще, пока не началось.
— Мужчина, вы платить то собираетесь?
— Ну вот, блядь, начинается.

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В бар забегает мужик, подбегает к стойке и говорит бармену:
— Давай, наливай быстрее, пока не началось.
Бармен наливает, мужик выпивает.
— Давай еще наливай, быстрее, быстрее, пока не началось.
Бармен наливает, мужик выпивает.
— Давай, давай, не спи, наливай еще, пока не началось.
— Мужчина, вы платить то собираетесь?
— Ну вот, блядь, начинается.

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