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В операционной. Уже все готово к сложной хирургической операции, пациент лежит, заходит хирург. Пациент смотрит, и говорит хирургу:
— Доктор, кажется где-то я вас раньше видел.
Анестезиолог уже вводит пациента в глубокий наркоз. Хирург надевает перчатки и успевает ответить:
— Да, да, помню, помню. Я вас сразу узнал. Это вы тогда на « Белорусской» меня обманули и продали диплом в два раза дороже его рыночной стоимости.

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В операционной. Уже все готово к сложной хирургической операции, пациент лежит, заходит хирург. Пациент смотрит, и говорит хирургу:
— Доктор, кажется где-то я вас раньше видел.
Анестезиолог уже вводит пациента в глубокий наркоз. Хирург надевает перчатки и успевает ответить:
— Да, да, помню, помню. Я вас сразу узнал. Это вы тогда на « Белорусской» меня обманули и продали диплом в два раза дороже его рыночной стоимости.

🦀 Держи краба!

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