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Мужчина умер и попал на небо. Подходит к Богу и говорит: -Вот я прожил долгую жизнь, скажи мне, в чём был её смысл? -Ты не захочешь знать. -Ну всё же? -Помнишь 4 года назад ты ехал в поезде Москва-Пермь? -Ну да. . . . . . . . . -Помнишь в вагоне-ресторане тебя попросили передать соль? -Ну да. -Ну вот.
Мужчина умер и попал на небо. Подходит к Богу и говорит: -Вот я прожил долгую жизнь, скажи мне, в чём был её смысл? -Ты не захочешь знать. -Ну всё же? -Помнишь 4 года назад ты ехал в поезде Москва-Пермь? -Ну да. . . . . . . . . -Помнишь в вагоне-ресторане тебя попросили передать соль? -Ну да. -Ну вот.
In February 2014, the Ukrainian people ousted pro-Russian president Viktor Yanukovych, prompting Russia to invade and annex the Crimean peninsula. By the start of April, Pavel Durov had given his notice, with TechCrunch saying at the time that the CEO had resisted pressure to suppress pages criticizing the Russian government. "We're seeing really dramatic moves, and it's all really tied to Ukraine right now, and in a secondary way, in terms of interest rates," Octavio Marenzi, CEO of Opimas, told Yahoo Finance Live on Thursday. "This war in Ukraine is going to give the Fed the ammunition, the cover that it needs, to not raise interest rates too quickly. And I think Jay Powell is a very tepid sort of inflation fighter and he's not going to do as much as he needs to do to get that under control. And this seems like an excuse to kick the can further down the road still and not do too much too soon." That hurt tech stocks. For the past few weeks, the 10-year yield has traded between 1.72% and 2%, as traders moved into the bond for safety when Russia headlines were ugly—and out of it when headlines improved. Now, the yield is touching its pandemic-era high. If the yield breaks above that level, that could signal that it’s on a sustainable path higher. Higher long-dated bond yields make future profits less valuable—and many tech companies are valued on the basis of profits forecast for many years in the future. The SC urges the public to refer to the SC’s I nvestor Alert List before investing. The list contains details of unauthorised websites, investment products, companies and individuals. Members of the public who suspect that they have been approached by unauthorised firms or individuals offering schemes that promise unrealistic returns Update March 8, 2022: EFF has clarified that Channels and Groups are not fully encrypted, end-to-end, updated our post to link to Telegram’s FAQ for Cloud and Secret chats, updated to clarify that auto-delete is available for group and channel admins, and added some additional links.
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