В одной Африканской богом забытой деревушке жил мудрец-колдун и у него был один ученик. Однажды у ученика встал вопрос жизни и смерти, с коим он и обратился к мудрецу: - Учитель, объясни мне, что такое дзэн. - Чёрные тучи закрыли луну. Понял? - Да иди ты нахуй со своими тучами! - ловко парировал ученик. Далее события развивались с утомительной неизбежностью...
В одной Африканской богом забытой деревушке жил мудрец-колдун и у него был один ученик. Однажды у ученика встал вопрос жизни и смерти, с коим он и обратился к мудрецу: - Учитель, объясни мне, что такое дзэн. - Чёрные тучи закрыли луну. Понял? - Да иди ты нахуй со своими тучами! - ловко парировал ученик. Далее события развивались с утомительной неизбежностью...
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Telegram was founded in 2013 by two Russian brothers, Nikolai and Pavel Durov. He floated the idea of restricting the use of Telegram in Ukraine and Russia, a suggestion that was met with fierce opposition from users. Shortly after, Durov backed off the idea. Russians and Ukrainians are both prolific users of Telegram. They rely on the app for channels that act as newsfeeds, group chats (both public and private), and one-to-one communication. Since the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Telegram has remained an important lifeline for both Russians and Ukrainians, as a way of staying aware of the latest news and keeping in touch with loved ones. On February 27th, Durov posted that Channels were becoming a source of unverified information and that the company lacks the ability to check on their veracity. He urged users to be mistrustful of the things shared on Channels, and initially threatened to block the feature in the countries involved for the length of the war, saying that he didn’t want Telegram to be used to aggravate conflict or incite ethnic hatred. He did, however, walk back this plan when it became clear that they had also become a vital communications tool for Ukrainian officials and citizens to help coordinate their resistance and evacuations. Following this, Sebi, in an order passed in January 2022, established that the administrators of a Telegram channel having a large subscriber base enticed the subscribers to act upon recommendations that were circulated by those administrators on the channel, leading to significant price and volume impact in various scrips.
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