Сидит мужик возле роддома, выходит акушер с ребёнком, держит его за ногу. Радостный отец спрашивает: - Мальчик или девочка?! Врач берет и со всего размаху расхуяривает ребёнка об угол здания. Везде кровь, кишки, мясо; отец падает в обморок. Просыпается он, уже на больничной койке и смотрит ахуевшими глазами на врача. А врач ему говорит: - Да я пошутил, он уже мертвеньким родился)
Сидит мужик возле роддома, выходит акушер с ребёнком, держит его за ногу. Радостный отец спрашивает: - Мальчик или девочка?! Врач берет и со всего размаху расхуяривает ребёнка об угол здания. Везде кровь, кишки, мясо; отец падает в обморок. Просыпается он, уже на больничной койке и смотрит ахуевшими глазами на врача. А врач ему говорит: - Да я пошутил, он уже мертвеньким родился)
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There was another possible development: Reuters also reported that Ukraine said that Belarus could soon join the invasion of Ukraine. However, the AFP, citing a Pentagon official, said the U.S. hasn’t yet seen evidence that Belarusian troops are in Ukraine. During the operations, Sebi officials seized various records and documents, including 34 mobile phones, six laptops, four desktops, four tablets, two hard drive disks and one pen drive from the custody of these persons. Recently, Durav wrote on his Telegram channel that users' right to privacy, in light of the war in Ukraine, is "sacred, now more than ever." "For Telegram, accountability has always been a problem, which is why it was so popular even before the full-scale war with far-right extremists and terrorists from all over the world," she told AFP from her safe house outside the Ukrainian capital. On February 27th, Durov posted that Channels were becoming a source of unverified information and that the company lacks the ability to check on their veracity. He urged users to be mistrustful of the things shared on Channels, and initially threatened to block the feature in the countries involved for the length of the war, saying that he didn’t want Telegram to be used to aggravate conflict or incite ethnic hatred. He did, however, walk back this plan when it became clear that they had also become a vital communications tool for Ukrainian officials and citizens to help coordinate their resistance and evacuations.
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