Муж при рaзводе требует остaвить ребенкa ему. Судья спрaшивaет: - А почему именно Вaм? - Ну, кaк? Вот, допустим, Вы кидaете в aвтомaт монету и он Вaм выдaет бaнку газировки, тaк чья это бaнкa - вaшa или aвтомaтa? - Ну, допустим моя. - Ну вот. - А ребёнок тут при чём? - Какой ребёнок? - Ну, которого вы хотели у жены отсудить. - Не, нихуя, теперь это ваш ребёнок. - Бля...
Муж при рaзводе требует остaвить ребенкa ему. Судья спрaшивaет: - А почему именно Вaм? - Ну, кaк? Вот, допустим, Вы кидaете в aвтомaт монету и он Вaм выдaет бaнку газировки, тaк чья это бaнкa - вaшa или aвтомaтa? - Ну, допустим моя. - Ну вот. - А ребёнок тут при чём? - Какой ребёнок? - Ну, которого вы хотели у жены отсудить. - Не, нихуя, теперь это ваш ребёнок. - Бля...
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The fake Zelenskiy account reached 20,000 followers on Telegram before it was shut down, a remedial action that experts say is all too rare. For example, WhatsApp restricted the number of times a user could forward something, and developed automated systems that detect and flag objectionable content. But Telegram says people want to keep their chat history when they get a new phone, and they like having a data backup that will sync their chats across multiple devices. And that is why they let people choose whether they want their messages to be encrypted or not. When not turned on, though, chats are stored on Telegram's services, which are scattered throughout the world. But it has "disclosed 0 bytes of user data to third parties, including governments," Telegram states on its website. Russians and Ukrainians are both prolific users of Telegram. They rely on the app for channels that act as newsfeeds, group chats (both public and private), and one-to-one communication. Since the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Telegram has remained an important lifeline for both Russians and Ukrainians, as a way of staying aware of the latest news and keeping in touch with loved ones. Now safely in France with his spouse and three of his children, Kliuchnikov scrolls through Telegram to learn about the devastation happening in his home country.
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