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- Я! - вскакивает один новобранец.
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В казарму новобранцев заходит лейтенант:
- Кто тут разбирается в электричестве?
- Я! - вскакивает один новобранец.
- Что закончил?
- МЭИ с красным дипломом.
- Сойдёт. Будешь следить, чтобы свет выключали в 22:00

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