Telegram Group & Telegram Channel
— Изя, а шо, правда, шо ты бандитам отдал все золото и деньги?
— Таки да... Они вставили мне в зад паяльник, а на пузо утюг, и подключили к току!
— И ты сразу отдал?
— А шо, ждать пока за свет накрутит?

🤩 Анекдоты категории Б+
Please open Telegram to view this post
VIEW IN TELEGRAM



group-telegram.com/anekdotcollection/9793
Create:
Last Update:

— Изя, а шо, правда, шо ты бандитам отдал все золото и деньги?
— Таки да... Они вставили мне в зад паяльник, а на пузо утюг, и подключили к току!
— И ты сразу отдал?
— А шо, ждать пока за свет накрутит?

🤩 Анекдоты категории Б+

BY Анекдоты категории Б+


Warning: Undefined variable $i in /var/www/group-telegram/post.php on line 260

Share with your friend now:
group-telegram.com/anekdotcollection/9793

View MORE
Open in Telegram


Telegram | DID YOU KNOW?

Date: |

In a statement, the regulator said the search and seizure operation was carried out against seven individuals and one corporate entity at multiple locations in Ahmedabad and Bhavnagar in Gujarat, Neemuch in Madhya Pradesh, Delhi, and Mumbai. Pavel Durov, Telegram's CEO, is known as "the Russian Mark Zuckerberg," for co-founding VKontakte, which is Russian for "in touch," a Facebook imitator that became the country's most popular social networking site. But Telegram says people want to keep their chat history when they get a new phone, and they like having a data backup that will sync their chats across multiple devices. And that is why they let people choose whether they want their messages to be encrypted or not. When not turned on, though, chats are stored on Telegram's services, which are scattered throughout the world. But it has "disclosed 0 bytes of user data to third parties, including governments," Telegram states on its website. The Dow Jones Industrial Average fell 230 points, or 0.7%. Meanwhile, the S&P 500 and the Nasdaq Composite dropped 1.3% and 2.2%, respectively. All three indexes began the day with gains before selling off. Messages are not fully encrypted by default. That means the company could, in theory, access the content of the messages, or be forced to hand over the data at the request of a government.
from sa


Telegram Анекдоты категории Б+
FROM American