Приехал Зеленский в Лондон, встречается со Стармером. Подписывают соглашение о новой финансовой помощи. Зеленский спрашивает Стармера: — Получается, на эту помощь я могу купить у вас оружие — Можете — А танки у вас есть в наличии — Нет, танков у нас нет — А гаубицы? — Гаубиц тоже нет — Ракеты? — Вчера последнюю потеряли — Блять, а как тогда мы будем укреплять обороноспособность? — Ровно в 5 вечера мы вместе охуенно выпьем чаю и съедим мягких французских булок!
Приехал Зеленский в Лондон, встречается со Стармером. Подписывают соглашение о новой финансовой помощи. Зеленский спрашивает Стармера: — Получается, на эту помощь я могу купить у вас оружие — Можете — А танки у вас есть в наличии — Нет, танков у нас нет — А гаубицы? — Гаубиц тоже нет — Ракеты? — Вчера последнюю потеряли — Блять, а как тогда мы будем укреплять обороноспособность? — Ровно в 5 вечера мы вместе охуенно выпьем чаю и съедим мягких французских булок!
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The regulator said it had received information that messages containing stock tips and other investment advice with respect to selected listed companies are being widely circulated through websites and social media platforms such as Telegram, Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram. That hurt tech stocks. For the past few weeks, the 10-year yield has traded between 1.72% and 2%, as traders moved into the bond for safety when Russia headlines were ugly—and out of it when headlines improved. Now, the yield is touching its pandemic-era high. If the yield breaks above that level, that could signal that it’s on a sustainable path higher. Higher long-dated bond yields make future profits less valuable—and many tech companies are valued on the basis of profits forecast for many years in the future. "The inflation fire was already hot and now with war-driven inflation added to the mix, it will grow even hotter, setting off a scramble by the world’s central banks to pull back their stimulus earlier than expected," Chris Rupkey, chief economist at FWDBONDS, wrote in an email. "A spike in inflation rates has preceded economic recessions historically and this time prices have soared to levels that once again pose a threat to growth." The picture was mixed overseas. Hong Kong’s Hang Seng Index fell 1.6%, under pressure from U.S. regulatory scrutiny on New York-listed Chinese companies. Stocks were more buoyant in Europe, where Frankfurt’s DAX surged 1.4%. Telegram, which does little policing of its content, has also became a hub for Russian propaganda and misinformation. Many pro-Kremlin channels have become popular, alongside accounts of journalists and other independent observers.
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