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Жена Лебедева горюет - у мужа что то хуй совсем не стоит... Пошла в аптеку, купила там виагру.
Врач говорит:
— Сварите мужу мыло и добавьте одну ложку!
Жена думает: да хули одну, надо побольше ебануть, круче будет!
Пришла домой, растопила жир, дождалась пока всплывет сало и сверху выступит глицерин, добавила азотную кислоту и пять ложек виагры. Засыпала азотно-кислый натрий и древесные опилки. Комнату озарила яркая вспышка. Это Тайлер Лебедев переебал ей подзатыльника, чтобы она прекратила заниматься хуйней.



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Жена Лебедева горюет - у мужа что то хуй совсем не стоит... Пошла в аптеку, купила там виагру.
Врач говорит:
— Сварите мужу мыло и добавьте одну ложку!
Жена думает: да хули одну, надо побольше ебануть, круче будет!
Пришла домой, растопила жир, дождалась пока всплывет сало и сверху выступит глицерин, добавила азотную кислоту и пять ложек виагры. Засыпала азотно-кислый натрий и древесные опилки. Комнату озарила яркая вспышка. Это Тайлер Лебедев переебал ей подзатыльника, чтобы она прекратила заниматься хуйней.

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