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В автобусе пожилой, но игриво настроенный француз сидит напротив дамы, которая не скрывает красивые ножки.
- Даю сто франков, мадам, если вы немного приподнимете свою юбочку, шепчет он.
Дама с улыбкой приподнимает и, получив обещанное, прячет купюру в сумочку и добавляет:
- Еще столько, и я покажу вам то место, где мне вырезали аппендицит...
Мсье тотчас вручает ей еще одну купюру.
- Вот здесь, - говорит дама и показывает в окно на клинику, мимо которой они проезжают.

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В автобусе пожилой, но игриво настроенный француз сидит напротив дамы, которая не скрывает красивые ножки.
- Даю сто франков, мадам, если вы немного приподнимете свою юбочку, шепчет он.
Дама с улыбкой приподнимает и, получив обещанное, прячет купюру в сумочку и добавляет:
- Еще столько, и я покажу вам то место, где мне вырезали аппендицит...
Мсье тотчас вручает ей еще одну купюру.
- Вот здесь, - говорит дама и показывает в окно на клинику, мимо которой они проезжают.

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Stocks dropped on Friday afternoon, as gains made earlier in the day on hopes for diplomatic progress between Russia and Ukraine turned to losses. Technology stocks were hit particularly hard by higher bond yields. Telegram has become more interventionist over time, and has steadily increased its efforts to shut down these accounts. But this has also meant that the company has also engaged with lawmakers more generally, although it maintains that it doesn’t do so willingly. For instance, in September 2021, Telegram reportedly blocked a chat bot in support of (Putin critic) Alexei Navalny during Russia’s most recent parliamentary elections. Pavel Durov was quoted at the time saying that the company was obliged to follow a “legitimate” law of the land. He added that as Apple and Google both follow the law, to violate it would give both platforms a reason to boot the messenger from its stores. He adds: "Telegram has become my primary news source." One thing that Telegram now offers to all users is the ability to “disappear” messages or set remote deletion deadlines. That enables users to have much more control over how long people can access what you’re sending them. Given that Russian law enforcement officials are reportedly (via Insider) stopping people in the street and demanding to read their text messages, this could be vital to protect individuals from reprisals. "For Telegram, accountability has always been a problem, which is why it was so popular even before the full-scale war with far-right extremists and terrorists from all over the world," she told AFP from her safe house outside the Ukrainian capital.
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