Собирает прапорщик солдат и говорит: - Будем мерять длину окружности ракеты с помощью веревочки Тут ему солдат задает впорос: - Товарищ прапорщик а диаметр ракеты известен? - Да - Так можно же просто умножить число Пи на диаметр и получить длину окружности Прапорщик: - Дурак ты, в полевых условиях числа Пи может и не оказаться, а веревочка она вот, всегда с собой.
Собирает прапорщик солдат и говорит: - Будем мерять длину окружности ракеты с помощью веревочки Тут ему солдат задает впорос: - Товарищ прапорщик а диаметр ракеты известен? - Да - Так можно же просто умножить число Пи на диаметр и получить длину окружности Прапорщик: - Дурак ты, в полевых условиях числа Пи может и не оказаться, а веревочка она вот, всегда с собой.
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Stocks dropped on Friday afternoon, as gains made earlier in the day on hopes for diplomatic progress between Russia and Ukraine turned to losses. Technology stocks were hit particularly hard by higher bond yields. Elsewhere, version 8.6 of Telegram integrates the in-app camera option into the gallery, while a new navigation bar gives quick access to photos, files, location sharing, and more. The War on Fakes channel has repeatedly attempted to push conspiracies that footage from Ukraine is somehow being falsified. One post on the channel from February 24 claimed without evidence that a widely viewed photo of a Ukrainian woman injured in an airstrike in the city of Chuhuiv was doctored and that the woman was seen in a different photo days later without injuries. The post, which has over 600,000 views, also baselessly claimed that the woman's blood was actually makeup or grape juice. Either way, Durov says that he withdrew his resignation but that he was ousted from his company anyway. Subsequently, control of the company was reportedly handed to oligarchs Alisher Usmanov and Igor Sechin, both allegedly close associates of Russian leader Vladimir Putin. Telegram has become more interventionist over time, and has steadily increased its efforts to shut down these accounts. But this has also meant that the company has also engaged with lawmakers more generally, although it maintains that it doesn’t do so willingly. For instance, in September 2021, Telegram reportedly blocked a chat bot in support of (Putin critic) Alexei Navalny during Russia’s most recent parliamentary elections. Pavel Durov was quoted at the time saying that the company was obliged to follow a “legitimate” law of the land. He added that as Apple and Google both follow the law, to violate it would give both platforms a reason to boot the messenger from its stores.
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