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Собрал царь зверей-лев всех зверушек на поляне и говорит:
- Завтра конец света. Посему разрешаю всем ебатся - кто с кем хочет!
Что тут началось... Слон прет жирафа, волк зайца, петух бегемота. Жираф вдруг спрашивает недоуменно у слона:
- Ты че меня в презервативе ебешь? Конец света ведь, какая тебе разница?
Слон улыбнулся так хитро и отвечает:
- Вот ты вроде взрослый мужик, а всё в сказки веришь...



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Собрал царь зверей-лев всех зверушек на поляне и говорит:
- Завтра конец света. Посему разрешаю всем ебатся - кто с кем хочет!
Что тут началось... Слон прет жирафа, волк зайца, петух бегемота. Жираф вдруг спрашивает недоуменно у слона:
- Ты че меня в презервативе ебешь? Конец света ведь, какая тебе разница?
Слон улыбнулся так хитро и отвечает:
- Вот ты вроде взрослый мужик, а всё в сказки веришь...

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Recently, Durav wrote on his Telegram channel that users' right to privacy, in light of the war in Ukraine, is "sacred, now more than ever." On December 23rd, 2020, Pavel Durov posted to his channel that the company would need to start generating revenue. In early 2021, he added that any advertising on the platform would not use user data for targeting, and that it would be focused on “large one-to-many channels.” He pledged that ads would be “non-intrusive” and that most users would simply not notice any change. In a statement, the regulator said the search and seizure operation was carried out against seven individuals and one corporate entity at multiple locations in Ahmedabad and Bhavnagar in Gujarat, Neemuch in Madhya Pradesh, Delhi, and Mumbai. The company maintains that it cannot act against individual or group chats, which are “private amongst their participants,” but it will respond to requests in relation to sticker sets, channels and bots which are publicly available. During the invasion of Ukraine, Pavel Durov has wrestled with this issue a lot more prominently than he has before. Channels like Donbass Insider and Bellum Acta, as reported by Foreign Policy, started pumping out pro-Russian propaganda as the invasion began. So much so that the Ukrainian National Security and Defense Council issued a statement labeling which accounts are Russian-backed. Ukrainian officials, in potential violation of the Geneva Convention, have shared imagery of dead and captured Russian soldiers on the platform. In a message on his Telegram channel recently recounting the episode, Durov wrote: "I lost my company and my home, but would do it again – without hesitation."
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