Открыли супермагазин в котором есть ВСЕ: Приходит мужик: — Взвесте мене полкило кродильего хвоста. — Пожалуйста... Приходит другой: — Дайте мене 2 десятка яиц бурундука. — Нет проблем. Приходит третий: — Дай чуть менее 2 кг нихуя. Продавец не растерялся и отвесил ему пизды.
Открыли супермагазин в котором есть ВСЕ: Приходит мужик: — Взвесте мене полкило кродильего хвоста. — Пожалуйста... Приходит другой: — Дайте мене 2 десятка яиц бурундука. — Нет проблем. Приходит третий: — Дай чуть менее 2 кг нихуя. Продавец не растерялся и отвесил ему пизды.
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"The result is on this photo: fiery 'greetings' to the invaders," the Security Service of Ukraine wrote alongside a photo showing several military vehicles among plumes of black smoke. The SC urges the public to refer to the SC’s I nvestor Alert List before investing. The list contains details of unauthorised websites, investment products, companies and individuals. Members of the public who suspect that they have been approached by unauthorised firms or individuals offering schemes that promise unrealistic returns NEWS "There is a significant risk of insider threat or hacking of Telegram systems that could expose all of these chats to the Russian government," said Eva Galperin with the Electronic Frontier Foundation, which has called for Telegram to improve its privacy practices. What distinguishes the app from competitors is its use of what's known as channels: Public or private feeds of photos and videos that can be set up by one person or an organization. The channels have become popular with on-the-ground journalists, aid workers and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, who broadcasts on a Telegram channel. The channels can be followed by an unlimited number of people. Unlike Facebook, Twitter and other popular social networks, there is no advertising on Telegram and the flow of information is not driven by an algorithm.
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