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«در مراسم ختم اعلام کردند:
"مرحوم وصیت کرده کسی به‌خاطرش سیاه نپوشد."
یکی از حضار داد زد:
"مرحوم غلط کرده! ما به احترامش می‌پوشیم!"»

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♦️این لطیفه، بعضی جاها به‌خوبی حق مطلب را ادا می‌کند:

«در مراسم ختم اعلام کردند:
"مرحوم وصیت کرده کسی به‌خاطرش سیاه نپوشد."
یکی از حضار داد زد:
"مرحوم غلط کرده! ما به احترامش می‌پوشیم!"»

#لطیفه_های_تفکربرانگیز:
#اصطلاحات_برگرفته_از_لطایف:
@andishehsarapub

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