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Новенька вчителька малювання проводить урок в 1-А класі.
Намалювала на дошці огірок і запитує:
- Діти, скажіть, що я намалювала?
Діти (хором):
- Хуй!!
Вона в сльозах до директора - мовляв, дисципліни в класі немає, маленькі діти матом лаються... Директор приходить у клас:
- Та-а-ак... Дисципліна взагалі відсутня. Хто на дошці хуй намалював?!
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Анекдот 436

Новенька вчителька малювання проводить урок в 1-А класі.
Намалювала на дошці огірок і запитує:
- Діти, скажіть, що я намалювала?
Діти (хором):
- Хуй!!
Вона в сльозах до директора - мовляв, дисципліни в класі немає, маленькі діти матом лаються... Директор приходить у клас:
- Та-а-ак... Дисципліна взагалі відсутня. Хто на дошці хуй намалював?!
#школа #діти #учителі

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