Из австралийского зоопарка сбегает кенгуру. Поймали. Ну понятное дело, раз сбежал - значит через забор перепрыгнул. Трехметровый забор сносят, ставят пятиметровый, кенгуру опять сбегает. Его опять ловят и ставят девятиметровый забор, кенгуру опять сбегает. Его ловят, ставят пятнадцатиметровый забор. Наблюдавший за этим слон из соседнего вольера спрашивает у кенгуру: — Слушай, а как ты думаешь, докуда они забор дотянут? — Ну, метров до шестидесяти. Ну или наконец, станут ворота закрывать на ночь
Из австралийского зоопарка сбегает кенгуру. Поймали. Ну понятное дело, раз сбежал - значит через забор перепрыгнул. Трехметровый забор сносят, ставят пятиметровый, кенгуру опять сбегает. Его опять ловят и ставят девятиметровый забор, кенгуру опять сбегает. Его ловят, ставят пятнадцатиметровый забор. Наблюдавший за этим слон из соседнего вольера спрашивает у кенгуру: — Слушай, а как ты думаешь, докуда они забор дотянут? — Ну, метров до шестидесяти. Ну или наконец, станут ворота закрывать на ночь
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Artem Kliuchnikov and his family fled Ukraine just days before the Russian invasion. What distinguishes the app from competitors is its use of what's known as channels: Public or private feeds of photos and videos that can be set up by one person or an organization. The channels have become popular with on-the-ground journalists, aid workers and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, who broadcasts on a Telegram channel. The channels can be followed by an unlimited number of people. Unlike Facebook, Twitter and other popular social networks, there is no advertising on Telegram and the flow of information is not driven by an algorithm. Just days after Russia invaded Ukraine, Durov wrote that Telegram was "increasingly becoming a source of unverified information," and he worried about the app being used to "incite ethnic hatred." The news also helped traders look past another report showing decades-high inflation and shake off some of the volatility from recent sessions. The Bureau of Labor Statistics' February Consumer Price Index (CPI) this week showed another surge in prices even before Russia escalated its attacks in Ukraine. The headline CPI — soaring 7.9% over last year — underscored the sticky inflationary pressures reverberating across the U.S. economy, with everything from groceries to rents and airline fares getting more expensive for everyday consumers. At the start of 2018, the company attempted to launch an Initial Coin Offering (ICO) which would enable it to enable payments (and earn the cash that comes from doing so). The initial signals were promising, especially given Telegram’s user base is already fairly crypto-savvy. It raised an initial tranche of cash – worth more than a billion dollars – to help develop the coin before opening sales to the public. Unfortunately, third-party sales of coins bought in those initial fundraising rounds raised the ire of the SEC, which brought the hammer down on the whole operation. In 2020, officials ordered Telegram to pay a fine of $18.5 million and hand back much of the cash that it had raised.
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